Terms of Use
Effective Date: December 15, 2025
Welcome to Newswax (“we,” “us,” or “our”). By accessing or using our website at newswax.com (the “Site”), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use. If you do not agree to these terms, please do not use the Site.
Satire Disclaimer
All content on Newswax is satirical and intended for entertainment purposes only.
Newswax is a work of satire and parody. All articles, opinions, images, and other content are fictional and should not be construed as factual news reporting. Any resemblance to actual events, persons living or dead, or actual organizations is used for satirical purposes only.
Our tagline says it best: “News So Real It Must Be Fake.”
We do not intend for any content to be taken as factual, and we are not responsible for any misinterpretation of our satirical content. If you are unsure whether something on this site is real, it isn’t.
Intellectual Property
All content on Newswax—including articles, graphics, logos, and other materials—is the property of Newswax and is protected by copyright and other intellectual property laws. You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, or create derivative works from our content without our prior written permission.
You may share links to our articles on social media and other platforms, provided you do not alter the content or remove attribution to Newswax.
User Conduct
When using the Site, you agree not to:
Use the Site for any unlawful purpose or in violation of any applicable laws. Attempt to interfere with the proper functioning of the Site. Misrepresent our satirical content as factual news. Use automated systems to access or scrape the Site without permission. Impersonate any person or entity in connection with your use of the Site.
Submissions
If you submit tips, feedback, or other communications to us through the Site or by email, you grant us the right to use, reproduce, and publish such submissions without compensation or attribution to you. Please do not send us confidential information.
Third-Party Links
The Site may contain links to third-party websites. We are not responsible for the content, accuracy, or practices of any third-party sites. Inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by Newswax.
Disclaimer of Warranties
The Site is provided “as is” and “as available” without warranties of any kind, either express or implied. We do not warrant that the Site will be uninterrupted, error-free, or free of viruses or other harmful components.
Again, for emphasis: all content is fictional and for entertainment purposes only.
Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Newswax shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising out of your access to or use of the Site. This includes, without limitation, any damages arising from your reliance on any content obtained from the Site.
If you somehow mistook our satirical content for real news and acted upon it, that’s on you. We literally told you it was fake.
Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms of Use from time to time. Any changes will be posted on this page with an updated effective date. Your continued use of the Site after any changes constitutes your acceptance of the new terms.
Governing Law
These Terms of Use shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States, without regard to conflict of law principles.
Contact Us
If you have any questions about these Terms of Use, please contact us at:
Email: info@newswax.com
Or use our Contact page.
Remember: We report. You decide if we’re serious. (Spoiler: We’re not.)