Multiple anonymous insiders corroborate what you’ve been saying all along
WASHINGTON — Multiple sources have confirmed suspicions about the thing, according to people familiar with the matter who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the thing publicly.
The sources, who cannot be named or verified or contacted for follow-up questions, confirmed that the thing is exactly what you thought it was. Furthermore, it may be even worse than initially suspected.
“It’s bad,” said one source, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they don’t exist. “Really bad. Worse than people know.”
What Sources Confirm About Your Suspicions
The revelation that sources confirm suspicions validates concerns that many Americans have quietly harbored for years. Essentially, your gut feeling was correct this whole time.
“I always knew something was off,” said one reader, who asked not to be named but wanted it known that he was right. “Now there’s confirmation from sources. Presumably credible sources. The article doesn’t specify.”
According to the anonymous sources, the thing involves several people at the highest levels of [INSTITUTION]. Moreover, these people have been aware of the thing for some time and have actively worked to prevent you from knowing about it.
“There’s a reason they didn’t want this getting out,” one source allegedly said. “Connect the dots.”
Officials Decline Comment, Which Is Suspicious
When reached for comment, officials declined to confirm or deny the thing. This refusal to comment has been interpreted by many as confirmation of the thing.
“An innocent person would just deny it,” explained one social media commenter. “The fact that they’re not denying it proves it’s true. And if they did deny it, that would also prove it’s true, because they’d be lying.”
A spokesperson for [INSTITUTION] released a statement calling the allegations “baseless and irresponsible.” However, the statement did not specifically address the thing, instead focusing on “the importance of verified information from credible sources.”
Critics noted that the spokesperson’s emphasis on “credible sources” was itself suspicious.
What Happens Next With The Thing
Experts say the revelation could have significant implications for the thing going forward. Consequently, many are calling for investigations, hearings, and accountability.
“Someone needs to look into this,” said a man interviewed outside a hardware store. “I don’t know what ‘this’ is exactly, but someone should definitely look into it.”
At press time, additional sources had emerged to confirm suspicions about a second, possibly related thing. Both things remain developing situations.
This story will be updated as new anonymous sources become available.
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