About Newswax
Newswax is a satirical news website that parodies the conventions, rhetoric, and editorial priorities of American partisan media. We have no affiliation with any actual news organization, political party, or cable network—though we certainly understand the confusion.
Every piece of content on this site is fictional. In other words, our “reporters” do not exist, our “sources” are entirely imaginary, and our “experts” have credentials we made up on the spot. If you find yourself nodding along to something we wrote, please sit down and drink a glass of water.
Newswax does not provide actual news, financial advice, medical guidance, or reliable information of any kind. At best, we’re an alarm ringing hysterically about the strange state of American public discourse. At worst, we’re a waste of your time. Either way, we accept no liability.
For actual news, please consult a reputable journalistic outlet. We would name some, but honestly, we don’t want to get involved.
The News Desk
Our News Desk covers the stories that matter—or at least the stories that officials say matter, which is close enough. Our correspondents bring decades of combined experience in access journalism, false equivalence, and the careful deployment of passive voice.
Preston Wainwright III
White House Correspondent
A graduate of Georgetown’s School of Foreign Service, Preston has covered three administrations and maintains relationships with senior officials across the political spectrum. His sources speak on background, on deep background, and occasionally through intermediaries. Preston believes access is the foundation of accountability journalism, which is why he never writes anything that might jeopardize his access. Read Preston’s coverage.
Candace Neville
Capitol Hill Correspondent
A veteran of political journalism, Candace covers Congress with the objectivity that comes from refusing to draw conclusions. She believes her job is to present all sides—however many there are, however unequal their merit—and let readers decide. She has been accused of false equivalence by critics on both sides, which she considers proof that she’s doing something right. Read Candace’s coverage.
Graham Teague
Pentagon Correspondent
A former defense trade publication editor, Graham covers military operations with the precision language the subject demands. He understands that words matter—which is why he uses the words the Pentagon provides. He has embedded with U.S. forces on three continents and has never seen anything he wasn’t authorized to report. Read Graham’s coverage.
Sandra Hollis
International Affairs Correspondent
Sandra covers global events from her home office in suburban Columbus, Ohio. She has sources on six continents and a Rolodex that would make a diplomat jealous. She reads five foreign policy journals and subscribes to three international newspaper digests, giving her the on-the-ground perspective that only extensive reading can provide. She has a globe on her desk that she spins thoughtfully before writing. Read Sandra’s coverage.
Marcus Chen
Business & Markets Correspondent
A former financial wire service reporter, Marcus covers the economy with the clarity that comes from explaining things after they happen. He understands that markets are driven by fundamentals, sentiment, technicals, momentum, and narratives—whichever one explains today’s movement. He has never met a CEO who wasn’t visionary or a layoff that wasn’t strategic. Read Marcus’s coverage.
Opinion
Newswax also features a rotating cast of opinion contributors who bring their unique perspectives to the issues of the day. Our columnists come from all walks of life—former athletes, self-made entrepreneurs, concerned parents, constitutional scholars, and at least one man who pays exclusively in cash. They have done their own research. They are not afraid to ask questions. They are, in their own estimation, full of it.
You can explore their work in our Opinion section.
Editorial Independence
Newswax is not affiliated with any political party, news network, or organization—mainstream or otherwise. Our correspondents report the facts as they understand them, and our opinion contributors speak for themselves, guided only by their consciences, their convictions, and their various personal grievances.
We do not accept editorial direction from advertisers, foreign governments, or shadowy globalist cabals. If we happen to agree with any of those entities on a particular issue, it is purely coincidental.
Newswax Headquarters
Location: Undisclosed (Florida)
Established: 2025
Newswax is a satirical publication. All content is fictional and intended as parody. Our contributors are fictional characters. Any resemblance to actual events, persons, or media organizations is coincidental and probably says more about reality than it does about us.