About Newswax
Newswax is a satirical news website that parodies the conventions, rhetoric, and editorial priorities of American partisan media. We have no affiliation with any actual news organization, political party, or cable network—though we certainly understand the confusion.
Every piece of content on this site is fictional. In other words, our “reporters” do not exist, our “sources” are entirely imaginary, and our “experts” have credentials we made up on the spot. If you find yourself nodding along to something we wrote, please sit down and drink a glass of water.
Furthermore, Newswax does not provide actual news, financial advice, medical guidance, or reliable information of any kind. At best, we’re an alarm ringing hysterically about the strange state of American public discourse. At worst, we’re a waste of your time. Either way, we accept no liability.
For actual news, please consult a reputable journalistic outlet. We would name some, but honestly, we don’t want to get involved.
Meet the Contributors
Brent Flagstone
Senior Opinion Contributor
A proud graduate of the school of hard knocks, Brent brings decades of real-world experience to every column. He’s worked in sales, owned a small business (briefly), and consistently asks the questions that experts don’t want you to ask. In his spare time, he does his own research and refuses to back down. Read Brent’s columns.
Tucker Brandish
National Security Correspondent
A former Division III athlete and fierce advocate for American strength, Tucker approaches global affairs with a warrior’s mindset. He has studied military history extensively, wakes at 4:30 AM daily, and firmly believes that weakness is a choice. Meanwhile, the world is watching. And Tucker? He’s watching back. Read Tucker’s analysis.
Ashleigh Ameritage
Culture & Lifestyle Editor
A former television personality and devoted mother, Ashleigh brings glamour and moral clarity to her coverage of America’s cultural battles. When she’s not exposing what Hollywood doesn’t want you to know, she enjoys wine tastings, Pilates, and reminding readers what this country used to be. Consequently, her columns tend to pair well with a nice Chardonnay. Read Ashleigh’s features.
Dalton Vance
Business & Markets Editor
A self-made wealth strategist and serial entrepreneur, Dalton turned a small inheritance into a valuable education about how money really works. He holds no formal credentials in finance, which he considers a distinct advantage. As a result, his insights have helped countless readers understand what the financial establishment doesn’t want them to know. Read Dalton’s market analysis.
Chet Bricker
Sports & Athletics Correspondent
A former high school football standout (All-Conference Honorable Mention, 2006) whose playing career was cut short by injury, Chet brings an athlete’s perspective to sports commentary. Currently based at Newswax headquarters, he covers the games that matter—and he isn’t afraid to tell millionaire athletes to shut up and play. Read Chet’s sports coverage.
Dr. Melody Sharpe
Health & Wellness Editor
A licensed chiropractor and certified holistic wellness consultant, Dr. Sharpe is a passionate advocate for medical freedom and natural healing. Writing from Sedona, Arizona, she helps readers take control of their health—without interference from the mainstream medical establishment. After all, your body has wisdom. She’s simply here to help you listen. Read Dr. Sharpe’s wellness columns.
Pastor Wayne Childers
Faith & Values Correspondent
A man of God called to speak truth in troubled times, Pastor Wayne brings spiritual discernment to his coverage of current events. With a degree from Lighthouse Bible Institute and over a decade of ministry experience, he reveals the unseen battle between good and evil playing out in our headlines. Because this isn’t just politics. This is principalities. Read Pastor Wayne’s reflections.
Editorial Independence
Newswax is not affiliated with any political party, news network, or organization—mainstream or otherwise. Instead, our contributors speak for themselves, guided only by their consciences, their convictions, and their various personal grievances.
Additionally, we do not accept editorial direction from advertisers, foreign governments, or shadowy globalist cabals. If we happen to agree with any of those entities on a particular issue, it is purely coincidental.
Newswax Headquarters
Location: Undisclosed (Florida)
Established: 2025
Newswax is a satirical publication. All content is fictional and intended as parody. Moreover, our contributors are fictional characters. Any resemblance to actual events, persons, or media organizations is coincidental and probably says more about reality than it does about us.